WvP Witches vs Princesses by D. M. Larson

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ACT 2 SCENE 1

(The Tree is a new character or can be played by the same actor who played MONSTER - it's not the same character though)

TREE

None shall pass!

LUNA

Is this the way to Carey Potter's castle?

DRAKO

Yeah we have a bone to pick with her.

BELLA

She gave us trick wands.

DRAKO

Mine turned my fingers all purple.

LUNA

Mine makes me caugh up butterflies…

(She coughs and grabs her mouth)

DRAKO

Let us through.

TREE

None shall pass!

BELLA

That all you can say?

TREE

No but I really like saying it.

LUNA

So how do we get through?

TREE

You don't - none shall pass - that's why I say that.

DRAKO

But there must be a way - the witch goes this way right?

TREE

Maybe.

DRAKO

So how does Carey Potter get through?

TREE

Not telling.

BELLA

Please.

TREE

Oh man... She said please. How can I say no to that?

LUNA

You can't - now tell us!

TREE

No to you rude little girl.

BELLA

Please.

TREE

Sigh... Oh fine… since you know the magic word.

LUNA

The magic word is please?

TREE

Of course. To pass, you have tell a joke.

DRAKO

Knock knock…

TREE

No... A really good one.

DRAKO

What's wrong with knock knock jokes?

TREE

What's not wrong with them? No - you have to tell good jokes, so good they make me shake when I laugh - shake so hard that the little fairies fall out of my branches and do a dance.

BELLA

Awwww... That sounds cute.

TREE

It is.

LUNA

Who knows a good joke?

DRAKO

Knock knock…

LUNA

No. I have one... Why do dragons sleep all day?

TREE

Why?

LUNA

So they can fight knights!

TREE

Not bad but not good enough.

LUNA

How about this one? What does the frog prince like to eat with his hamburgers?

TREE

I don't know.

LUNA

French flies.

(Tree laughs a bit harder)

DRAKO

Funny but no fairies.

BELLA

Why are the wicked witch twins so confusing?  It's hard to tell which witch is which!

(Tree laughs and little fairies come out and dance)

BELLA (Cont.)

That's soooo cute.

LUNA

There's the path.

DRAKO

Let's go.

(Little Fairies dance more)

END OF SCENE








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