free solo stage play script monologue

I HATE BUFFETS monologue


by D. M. Larson


From the play "When Mel Fell for Nell"
ISBN-13: 978-1512007183

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NELL
I hate buffets... Not for the obvious like germs... Get your fingers out of there! Yes I know Iím not your momma.... Just do it... Thatís gross... Donít you dare lick your fingers. Gross... Okay maybe itís the germs too...

But here is my main problem. All you can eat is way too much for me... Itís too much for everyone. Why do we need so many options? I hate all these choices. And I always feel like I make the wrong one.

I eat something and it sits like a lump in my stomach... I try another... Two lumps. Another... Itís all terrible... Buffets donít give you more... Just a lot of bad choices... I just want to find one place... A great place with something really good. One really good thing I can count on to always be good for me. So yummy I will just eat it over and over again... That one wonderful thing that settles inside me...

(Burps or almost throws up...)

Not this... This torture... Eating and eating bits of everything... Tearing me up inside... Itís gonna rip me apart.

END OF SCENE



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From the play "When Mel Fell for Nell"
ISBN-13: 978-1512007183

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From the play "When Mel Fell for Nell"




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