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A couple of 1930's detectives are in a room with a table with a nicely dressed criminal.  There is also an oddly dressed woman in the room that is a psychic.

DETECTIVE 1

All right, you.  I'm gonna give you one more chance to spill the (1.)_________________ or we're gonna toss you in the slammer and throw away the (2.)__________________.

DETECTIVE 2

Easy there, detective.  Henry here is ready to tell us all about Bonnie and (3.)_______________.

HENRY

Clyde.

DETECTIVE 2

See. He's very (4.)__________________.

HENRY

And what are you going to do if I don't spill the (1.)________________.  

DETECTIVE 1

Then this psychic here, Madame (5.)_______________ is gonna read your mind.

HENRY

So what do you want to know?

DETECTIVE 2

What was Clyde's real name?  I have here a series aliases: Roy Bailey, Jack Hale, Eldin Williams, Elvin Williams and (6.)__________________.

HENRY

His real name was Clyde Barrow.

DETECTIVE 1

What was his middle name?!

HERNY

I don't know!

PSYCHIC

He liked to go by (7.)______________ but it was actually Chestnut.

HENRY

Hey, I think that's right.  Maybe you should ask her all the questions.

DETECTIVE 1

Don't get smart with me.

DETECTIVE 2

So what was Clyde like as a kid?

HENRY

He stole (8.)_______________ and took them for joy rides.

DETECTIVE 2

So what was Clyde's first crime?

HENRY

He and Bonnie robbed a bank in (9.)________________, Missouri and got away with $115.

DETECTIVE 1

That's it?

HENRY

The bank don't have much money anymore.  It's the Great Depression remember?

DETECTIVE 2

True.

DETECTIVE 1

We know he was bank robber. Didn't he also take hostages and torture them?

HENRY

Well, there was this one time he kidnapped a cop and made him steal a car battery and install it before we let him go.

DETECTIVE 1

He also killed (10.)________________ people!

HENRY

I don't know if it was that many.

PSYCHIC

It was more like (11.)__________________.

HENRY

Look. I told you everything I know. I helped you find them.  Aren't I free to go?

DETECTIVE 1

Well, you've been cleared of all your charged in Texas, but you're still wanted in Oklahoma for stealing (12.)_________________.

HENRY

What?  How long do I have to be in jail for stealing (12.)____________________.

PSYCHIC

Twelve years and then when you get out you'll be hit by a train.

HENRY

What?!  Wait!

DETECTIVE 1

Get him out of here.

Detective 2 removes Henry.

PSYCHIC

So how many people did you arrest for helping Bonnie and Clyde?

Detective 1

Twenty-three.

PSYCHIC

Twenty-three!  Are you sure?

DETECTIVE 1

Yes, why?

PSYCHIC

Did you know Bonnie was 23 when they were killed?  And they were killed on May 23.

DETECTIVE 1

You're right!

PSYCHIC

Of course I'm right.  And out of 167 bullets fired.  50 hit Bonnie and Clyde... 23 of those just hit Bonnie.

DETECTIVE 1

Now, now.  I don't know about that.

PSYCHIC

And she had twenty-three (13.)_______________ in her purse.

Detective 1

Get her out of here.

Detective 2 comes in a drags out the Psychic.

DETECTIVE 1 (Cont.)

Dang, now she has me curious.  I'm gonna have to go look in her purse.

END OF PLAY

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