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by D. M. Larson

Featured Monologue: "Girls of America, Beware!"

This is a short monologue from the play “Dotty’s New Show” by D. M. Larson
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DOTTY

(DOTTY is talking to a male reporter who was mean to her)

You asked me to be on your show and now you cast me aside. It’s Hollywood wolves like you that girls have to be careful of these days. You and your empty promises of fame and fortune. “Be on my television program! I’ll make you a star!” Promises! Promises! That’s all they are. Crazy? You're calling me crazy? There! That proves you’re a snake! Calling me crazy in front of millions of viewers! Pretending like you don’t know me, like you’ve never seen me before. Girls of America, beware! Remember this face! Don’t let his serpent tongue trick you as it did me!

END OF MONOLOGUE
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Enjoy the scene "Dotty’s New Show" by D. M. Larson


"Cassandra" - Short Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Female (1 minute) from "The Hysterical History of the Trojan War" ISBN-13: 978-1452871448


"Princess (Where's My Prince Charming?)" - Comedy Monologue- Female (2 minutes) from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309


"I Need Detention" Monologue - Male (2 minutes) from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309


"The Girl Who Broke His Finger" - Monologue - Female (1 minute) from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309


"Catchick" - Short Comedic Monologue - Female (30 seconds to 1 minute) from the play "Superhero Support Group" ISBN-13: 978-1540471772


"Humpty Dumpty Private Egg Hard-Boiled Detective" - Comedic Monologue - Male (2 minutes) from “Holka Polka” ISBN-13: 978-1502445490


"Bones the Pirate Girl" - Comedy monologue for kids - Female from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765


"Perfectly Ugly" Monologue from a published play - Female (1+ minutes) from “Holka Polka” ISBN-13: 978-1502445490


"Blessing in Disguise" - Comedy monologue from the scene "Blinded by the Knight" - Female (1-2 minutes) from “Between Good and Evil” ISBN-13: 978-1502982308






"Good Deeds and Such" - Comedy monologue - Female (1-2 minutes) from “Holka Polka” ISBN-13: 978-1502445490


"Bug-Eyed Creature” - Monologue - Male from “The Bullied, Bungled and Botched” ISBN-13: 978-1518661082


"Who Wants to be My Bully?” - Monologue about bullying - Male - from “The Bullied, Bungled and Botched” ISBN-13: 978-1518661082


"Call Me Dumper" Comedy Monologue
Shorter Male version * Longer Female version from “The Bullied, Bungled and Botched” ISBN-13: 978-1518661082


"Growing Up is Hard to Do" - Short Comedic Monologue - Male (1 minute) from “The Bullied, Bungled and Botched” ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"The Big Bad Wolf" - Comedy monologue - Male or Female (1 minute) from “Holka Polka” ISBN-13: 978-1502445490

"Alien Goo" - Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Male (1 minute) from “Between Good and Evil” ISBN-13: 978-1502982308

"Goodbye Cruel World" - Comedy monologue for male or female adapted from the play "Gingerbread Girl" (1-2 minutes). Buy a low cost PDF at CurrClick.com

“Magical Rainbows” monologue for kids and teens - boy or girl - solo stage play script for male or female from “The Bullied, Bungled and Botched” ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"Ode to the Squished" Short dramedy (over-dramatic comedy) monologue - Male or Female from “The Bullied, Bungled and Botched” ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"Pearls of Wisdom" Monologue-Woman
A play for mature actors (6-7 minutes) from the published play "Secrets of My Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589


"Land Ho!" short monologue for female actor - kid child girl from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765


"Pirate Makeover" monologue for female from stage play script for kids from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765


"Pirate Friends" short monologue for female from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765


"A Pirate's Life" short poetic female monologue Princess Fuchsia - kid child girl from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765





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