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"Kill First, Gloat Later" - Comedic Monologue - Male or Female


"The Big Bad Wolf" - Comedy monologue from the play "Holka Polka" - Male or Female (1 minute)


"Cowbell" - Comedy Monologue- Male or Female (1 minute)


"Dear God" - Short Monologue-Male or Female (3-4 minutes)


"Demons" - Short Dramatic Monologue for male or female (3 minutes)


Featured Monologue

"Death by Dollars"

RANDY
Do you ever get winded putting on your shoes? That's me.. I do. I'm fatty McFat Fat. I got super sized at Mickey D's, crowned at BK and supremed at the Bell. I am the all American consumer, consumed by convenience.

I blame them... I do... They make it too easy... And cheap. That's me. Cheap and easy. I am a dollar menu fanatic. I will eat anything for a buck. That's my motto.

But is it death by dollars? I wonder if the dollar menus are killing me?

But who can afford to eat right? I went in to one of them healthy places once. The cheapest thing in there was a grilled cheese sandwich and they wanted $5 for it! $5 for a grilled cheese! Maybe I could make super healthy pb and j's and sell them outside them ripoff restaurants...

(Calling out to invisible customers)

Gourmet super healthy pbj for $4! And that $4 would get me a dollar menu feast.... Spicy chicken burger... fries... ice cold cola... and some pie. Dollar menu heaven. I'm getting kind of hungry. Gonna get me a spicy chicken sandwich while they last.

(Starts to rush but gets winded and grabs chest)

If yesterday's $1 nuggets don't do me in on the way there.

END OF SCENE

"Death by Dollars" is from the play
"My William Shatner Man Crush"
ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
Book:
http://amzn.to/2lgFXfZ
PDF:
https://sellfy.com/p/2LQi/



"Dreaming of Dragons" - Monologue for Kids - Male or Female (45 seconds to 1 minute)

"End the Hurting" - Short Dramatic Monologue (about bullying and abuse)-Male or Female (30 seconds)

"Forever on Hold" - Comedy Monologue - Male or Female

"Go Home" Dramedy (angry, sarcastic) monologue from a published play - Male or Female (1 minute)

"Goodbye Cruel World" Comedy (over-dramatic) monologue from a published play - Male or Female (1-2 minutes)

"Happy with a Failure" - Monologue- Male or Female (1-2 minutes)

"I Hate Buffets" - Dramedy Monologue from play "Death of an Insurance Salesman" - Male or Female (1+ minutes)

"Little Pirate"- Monologue for Kids - (1 minute)

"Monologue from Another World" - Short Monologue - Male or Female (1 minute)

"No Witnesses" - Dramatic Monologue for Kids - Male or Female (1-2 minutes)

"Ode to the Squished" Short dramedy (over-dramatic comedy) monologue - Male or Female (30 seconds)

�Magical Rainbows� monologue for kids and teens - boy or girl - solo stage play script for male or female

�Double Rainbow� short monologue for kids and teens - boy or girl - solo stage play script for male or female

"Call Me Dumper" Comedy Monologue
Longer Female version * Shorter Male version

"Early Morning" - Short Romantic Comedy Monologue - Male or Female - link goes to Freedrama blog

"Protecto (Kid Hero)" - Comedy Monologue- Male or Female (2 minutes)

"Quitting" - Monologue- Male or Female (1-2 minutes)

"Ready to be Shaped" - Monologue from the play "Between Good and Evil" - Male or Female (1.5 minutes) - link goes to Freedrama blog

"Ready to Rock" - Comedy Monologue- Male or Female (1-2 minutes)

"The Right Sort of Love" - Adapted Short Monologue- Female (adapted from Little Women) (2-3 minutes)



"Steam Train" - Monologue for male or female (2 minutes) - link goes to Freedrama blog

"Super Mess" - Monologue - Male or Female (45 seconds) - link goes to Freedrama blog

"Yar!" (Talk Like a Pirate Day) - funny monologue for male or female (new) - link goes to Freedrama blog

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