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Free Monologues from Published Plays

NOTE: Even though these monologues are from published plays, please be sure to check your competition rules to see if Freedrama is an approved publisher

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Monologues adapted from "Holka Polka"
ISBN-13: 978-1502445490:

"The Big Bad Wolf" - Comedy monologue from the play "Holka Polka" - Male or Female (1 minute)

"Good Deeds and Such" - Comedy monologue from the play "Holka Polka" - Female (1-2 minutes)

"Humpty Dumpty Private Egg Hard-Boiled Detective" - Comedic Monologue from Published Script Holka Polka - Male (2 minutes)

"Perfectly Ugly" Monologue from a published play Holka Polka - Female (1+ minute)

"Nervous" monologue for female

"Funny Little Fussy Face" monologue for female

"Guardians of the Wallet" monologue for male actor

"I Deserve It" - monologue for male

"Almost Rich" - monologue for male

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These monologues are published in the book "Somebody Famous"
ISBN-13: 978-1539753483:

"ICE QUEEN"
(comedy monologue for female)

MACY

Is she playing an ice queen with a stick up her butt?

I don't understand why she doesn't like me. What have I done to her? I mean I practically worship her and all she does is throw insults at me and trashes my presents.

Well, I've written her a letter almost every day since she's been here and she hasn't written back. In fact she trashes my letters.

I know because I go through her trash.

And I made her these little pictures with me and her doing things together like going to movie premieres and going to the beach...

I cut pictures out of magazines of her and take photos of me and put them together. I sometimes put my head on pictures of Pamela Anderson when I can find them because we have real similar figures.

But she ripped up the last picture I made right in front of me. I swear I'm going to resign as the president of her fan club.

END OF MONOLOGUE

"Radiant Talent" - comedy monologue for female

"Better World Tomorrow" - comedy monologue for male

"Plan B" - comedy monologue for female

"Trying to Escape" - comedy monologue for female

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The following monologues are published in the book "Flowers in the Desert" which is a play about a group home for trouble girls. The play is inspired by the real life experiences of my grandparents "Sarge" and "Ma." ISBN-13: 978-1530169085

"Helping these girls is like trying to grow flowers in the desert and that ain't easy." - Sarge

"The Not So Perfect Child" - Popular Serious Monologue- Female (2-3 minutes)

"Before You Punch Me" Monologue - Male (2 minutes)

"Beauty and Perfection" - Short Monologue with a good range of emotion from vain to vulnerable in 60 seconds - Female (1 minute)

"Piggy Princess" Monologue from a play - Female (1-2 minutes)

"Sob Story" Monologue from a play - Female (1-2 minutes)

"Mess Things Up" Monologue from a play - Female (2+ minutes)

"First Words" Monologue from a play - Female (45 seconds to 1 minute)

"Waiting on the Bride" Monologue - Male (2-3 minutes) that gives an actor a chance to go from a case of serious nerves to showing he is deeply in love with someone. It has a nice mix of comedy and drama.

"The Meaning of Life" - Romantic Monologue - Male

"The Barn" - Short monologue - Male

"Farting is Such Sweet Sorrow" - Short comedy monologue - Male

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"Blondes Prefer Gentlemen" is a stage play script by D. M. Larson about two women who want to make it big in Hollywood. The script features the monologues: A Magical Place, Worse Off, Slay the Dragon, Girls of America Beware, Peanut Butter Flavored Toothpaste, Phone It In, Mockery of Success, This Girl Comes As Is, In My Underwear, Take It Easy, and You Slayed the Angel of my Innocence



FEATURED MONOLOGUE "A MAGICAL PLACE"

DOTTY: I dream of being an actor. I want to act and make people happy. My performances will fill people's hearts with happiness. I will make people laugh and cry, just like the actors in movies. Movies always brought me comfort over the years. I love watching a great movie where the actors feel like real people. The best actors are the ones that draw me in and I forget where I am. I love getting lost in the new world they've created, which allows me to forget about the problems in life for awhile. Sometimes, it feels like the whole world is against me and keeping me from my dream. My parents don't understand why I want to be an actor. They think I'm a silly kid who wants to be some rich and famous movie star. But acting is not about being popular or wealthy. It's about doing something I love. There is nothing I'm more passionate about. I feel so lost and empty when I'm not acting. Performing in a play on stage makes me feel alive. I love being a part of a story and becoming a new person. It's like I'm escaping to some other reality and I go to a magical place where I can be someone else.

END OF MONOLOGUE

"PEANUT BUTTER FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE"
A comedy monologue from "Blondes Prefer Gentlemen"

DEBBY: It's such an honor to be auditioning for you. I love all your commercials, like the one about Frank's Flavored Dentures. Hilarious! I need a moment to warm up before we get started. Mi, mi, mi. La, la, la. Okay, I'm ready as a bowl of spaghetti. Here is my audition: "Peace's peanut butter flavored toothpaste. Brush with our better peanut buttery paste." And here is version 2. I thought I'd rewrite it a bit. I hope you don't mind. "Peace's peanut buttery paste is something you should taste. Brush better with Peace's peanut buttery toothpaste." How's that? Was that good? You like it? Did I get the part? Please... I need this job. My rent is overdue and I need this so badly. Or I could be one of your writers... did you like my version better? Please!!!

END OF MONOLOGUE

Buy a low cost PDF of the full play "Blondes Prefer Gentlemen"

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"HOLY GROUND" FEATURED MONOLOGUE "I WAS NEVER IMPORTANT"

MOLLY

(MOLLY has discovered that she has a special power that will help the other people who have taken refuge in a church during an apocalyptic event. She has never been a leader or a hero and is upset about having this new responsibility)

I wish I knew what that was all about... What does this all have to do with me? I never was important before. I never was special. I'm not the most religious person. I was in the church choir because I loved to sing. I didn't really do much else. I've lived a good enough life but nothing unique... nothing miraculous. I don't know what to do. I have no direction. How can I do something important when I don't even feel important.

(She begins to feel anger and frustration)

I didn't chose this mission... I didn't ask God to make me a vessel or some tool. I didn't chose this, God. I didn't ask for this.

(Her anger turns to sadness. She feels weak and tired)

I'm not strong enough. I'll fail.

(She is quiet a moment and is fighting back the tears. Suddenly she realizes that she can help someone very important to her. This realization gives her new strength)

But if there is some way to help Turk... If I have the power to do that. I want to save him.

(The memories of the horrible evil they have been fighting come back to her and scare her)

He protected me... but he knew something was different... something was very wrong. We tried to keep away from others... we didn't want anyone else to get hurt. But he was injured... and I had to find help.

(She fights back her fear and focuses on saving Turk, the person she loves. Strength and conviction are in her voice now. She has overpowered her sadness and fear)

I have to do something... I can't stand by and let this happen to him... It was so horrible what happened to the others... I can't watch that happen to him too. I have to fight back.

END OF MONOLOGUE

Monologue PDF: https://sellfy.com/p/shus/

Full play PDF: https://sellfy.com/p/XFgQ/

Find "Holy Ground" on Amazon.com ISBN-13: 978-1502875990

More monologues adapted from "Holy Ground"
ISBN-13: 978-1502875990:

"Demons" - Short Dramatic Monologue for male or female (3 minutes)

"Free of the Evil" - Dramatic Monologue from the play "Holy Ground" - Male

"Hungry for Death" - Dramatic Monologue from the play "Holy Ground"

"The Monster" (aka "Trust in God?") - Dramatic monologue for female adapted from the play "Holy Ground"

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Monologues from the play "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

STRONG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US

BUG-EYED CREATURE

ONLY CHILDREN BELIEVE IN BUTTERFLIES

WHO WANTS TO BE MY BULLY?

FORGET ABOUT ME

PROTECTO KID HERO

MAGICAL RAINBOWS

and many more!

"The Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082 Book:
http://amzn.to/2jVj14N
PDF:
https://sellfy.com/p/jFJB/

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Monologues from the play "Ghosts of Detention"
ISBN-13: 978-1499111309:

"I Need Detention" - Teen Male Comedy Monologue

"The Girl Who Broke His Fingers" - Teen Female Comedy Monologue with a bit of seriousness

"Wishing" - Female monologue with a dreamy romantic feel but a little bit of seriousness mixed in

"Big Zero" - Male comedy monologue

"Where's My Prince Charming?" - Female comedy monologue

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Monologues from the published play "When Mel Fell for Nell"
ISBN-13: 978-1512007183:

"A Breaking Heart" - monologue - Female (2 minutes)

"Fear and Love" - Dramatic monologue by Shiela Larson - Female (new)

"Forever on Hold" - Comedy monologue - Female (3 minutes)

"I Hate Buffets" - Comedy monologue - Female (1+ minutes)

"If I Let Myself Fall" - Romantic monologue - Female (1 minute)

"Mama" - Monologue by Shiela Larson - Female (30 seconds)

"The Meaning of Life" - Romantic Monologue - Male

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These monologues are published in the book "Between Good and Evil"
ISBN-13: 978-1502982308:

"Alien Goo" - Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Male (1 minute)

"Blessing in Disguise" - Comedy monologue from the play "Blinded by the Knight" - Female (1-2 minutes)

"Catchick" - Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Female (30 seconds)

"Dreaming of Dragons" - Monologue for Kids - Male or Female (45 seconds to 1 minute)

"Growing Up is Hard to Do" - Short Comedic Monologue from the play "Between Good and Evil" - Male (1 minute)

"Protecto (Kid Hero)" - Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Male or Female (2 minutes)

"Kill First, Gloat Later" - Comedic Monologue - Male or Female (45 seconds to 1 minute)

"Monologue from Another World" - Short Monologue - Male or Female (1 minute)

"Mugged in Metropolis" - Monologue- Female (1-2 minutes)

"Ready to be Shaped" - Monologue from the play "Between Good and Evil" - Male or Female (1.5 minutes) - link goes to Freedrama blog

"Super Mess" - Monologue - Male or Female (45 seconds) - link goes to Freedrama blog

"Ugly Mug" short monologue from the play "Blinded by the Knight" - (30 seconds) - link goes to the Freedrama blog

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The following monologues are published in the book "Secrets of my Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589:

"Dear God" - Short Monologue-Male or Female (3-4 minutes)

"Breaking Heart" - Monologue- Female (2 minutes)

"Dummy" - Monologue for a Male

"Pearls of Wisdom" Monologue-Woman
A play for mature actors (6-7 minutes)

"Hope" - Short Dramatic Monologue from Published Script- Female (1 minute)

"Fallen" - Short Dramatic Monologue from Published Script- Male (1 minute)

"Facing Death" - Monologue from Published Script- Male (1-2 minutes)

"A Sweetness About You" - Monologue from a Published Play- Female (new) - link goes to Freedrama blog

"Trashy Romance Novels" - Monologue from a Published Play- Female (new) - link goes to Freedrama blog

"Ghosts I've Known" 5 Minute Monologue-Woman [html]
Shorter, more serious version * Slightly longer version with some humor (5 minutes)

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Monologues adapted from "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" by D. M. Larson
ISBN-13: 978-1482739626

"Fanny" Comedy monologue from a published play - Female (1 minute)

"My Mask" Monologue from a published play - Female (30 seconds)

"Flowers from Phil" - Short Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Male (1 minute)

"Master" - Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Male (2-3 minutes)

"School Newspaper" Comedy monologue from a published play - Female (1-2 minutes)

"Much Madness" Dramatic Monologue-Female

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Monologues adapted from "Teen Angel"
ISBN-13: 978-1511481557:

"Destroy Me" - Dramatic Monologue from Published Script- Male (1 minute)

"Stairway to Heaven" - Monologue from Published Script- Female (45 seconds to 1 minute)

"Bungled and Botched" - Monologue from Published Script- Male (30-45 seconds)

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These monologues are from the published play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
(ISBN-13: 978-1505910155) available on Amazon.com:

"A Thing for Nerds" - Comedy monologue - Female - 2-3 minutes - also available one minute version

"My William Shatner Man Crush" - Comedy Monologue for Male (2+ minutes)

"Masked Man" - Comedic Monologue - Female (1.5-2 minutes) - link goes to Freedrama blog

"Death by Dollars" - Short Comedic Monologue - Male (1.5-2 minutes) - link goes to Freedrama blog

"Steam Train" - Monologue for male or female (2 minutes) - link goes to Freedrama blog

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