by
D. M. Larson
Copyright (c) 1990
All Rights Reserved
CAST OF CHARACTERS
John:
He is an eighteen year old who has
moved into his first
home:
a garage given to him by
his
uncle. He has converted
the
garage into a rather small
apartment
and carpentry shop.
He
hopes his skill as a
carpenter
will help create a
steady
income for himself. He
is
a kind and simple young man
and
much of his love and
affection
is given to his
girlfriend
MAGGIE. He dresses
casually
throughout the play.
She
is also an eighteen year old
and is just beginning
college. Two years ago she
moved
from
her
mother when her parents
divorced. She met JOHN not
long
after moving and now they
have
grown very close. They
hope
to marry at some point in
the
future.
Janey: A
mysterious little girl.
Time and Place
1990. A city somewhere north of
Scene 1
(Lights
come up on a room that looks like it was
originally
a garage. It now is both a home and a
carpentry
workshop. Not all of the room is
visible,
such as the bath and kitchen [L] and the
machinery
[
moment
serves as a couch. Two voices are heard
off
R. One person keeps running into
things.
This is
MAGGIE who is led on stage blindfolded by
JOHN)
MAGGIE
Will you hurry up and get us where we're going, Johnny? This is getting old, real fast. Plus, you keep letting me run into things. I'm getting all black and blue.
JOHN
Okay, okay, Maggie.
We're almost there.
MAGGIE
You said that awhile ago.
JOHN
I mean it this time.
MAGGIE
You said that awhile ago, too.
JOHN
(Positioning
her RC)
Okay. Stand right
here and take off your blind fold.
MAGGIE
(She
does and looks around wide-eyed)
Oh, my word. Look
at this place.
JOHN
Is that good or bad?
MAGGIE
I love it, Johnny.
(She
wanders around)
It's incredible.
It has everything: a kitchen, a bathroom...
JOHN
(Points
to hide-a-bed)
Bedroom, living room...
MAGGIE
And a carpentry shop.
It's everything you've always wanted.
Is it really yours to keep?
JOHN
Pretty much. My
uncle let me have the garage in exchange for a few odd jobs...
MAGGIE
This wasn't really a garage, was it?
JOHN
Yeap.
MAGGIE
Wow. You guys did
a lot with this place.
JOHN
Mom gave me the furniture. And I already had all of the carpentry
equipment.
MAGGIE
It's a dream come true.
JOHN
Well, I wouldn't go that far.
MAGGIE
Come on, Johnny.
This place is great. You finally
have your own home. That means no more
parents snooping around trying to run our lives, watching our every move. We're finally free.
JOHN
I didn't know I was ever imprisoned anywhere.
MAGGIE
I guess you're mom has always been really good with
you. But my mom could easily pass for a
warden.
JOHN
I can't argue that.
MAGGIE
(Looking
around at everything)
Ya' know what we should do?
JOHN
What's that?
MAGGIE
We should go to the store and buy a bunch of food. Come here, lock the door, pull down the
shades...
(Crosses
to phone next to sofa)
...take the phone off the hook and...
(She
tries to gracefully lower herself onto the
sofa but
she sinks into it)
JOHN
(Going
to her rescue)
...and be eaten by the sofa.
MAGGIE
Well...that's not exactly what I had in mind.
(Gets up
with JOHN's help)
Where did you find that thing?
JOHN
It was my mom and dad's before the divorce. She figured either my brother or I might want
it when we moved out.
MAGGIE
And your brother was smart enough not to take it.
JOHN
Something like that.
(Gets a
big pillow and puts it on the sofa)
It's okay if you sit on a pillow.
(Pause. She just looks at it)
Go ahead and try it.
MAGGIE
Yeah, right.
JOHN
Go on.
(She
does reluctantly. It works)
See.
MAGGIE
(Gets
comfy and looks around for something)
Where's the TV?
JOHN
My brother got it.
MAGGIE
He got the TV; you got this sofa.
(Sarcastic)
Looks like you came out the winner in that deal.
JOHN
I don't watch much T.V. anyway. I heard it destroys brain cells or something.
MAGGIE
(Goes to
him)
I'm afraid it's too late.
JOHN
Ha, ha, very funny.
(She
crosses toward kitchen)
MAGGIE
Do you have any chocolate and peanut butter?
JOHN
Gross. What would
you want that for?
MAGGIE
Well, I'm sorry.
It sounds good. I'm entitled to a
weird craving once in a while.
(Disappears
into kitchen)
JOHN
(Trying
to fix up sofa)
Pregnant again, huh?
MAGGIE
(Joking)
Wouldn't you like to know?
JOHN
(Finds
some carpentry stuff and messes with it at
table C)
I don't know how that would happen. We haven't...well...
MAGGIE
(Returns
with desired food)
It's all right.
You can say the word.
JOHN
(She
sits and he watches her)
How can you eat that?
MAGGIE
It's just like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
JOHN
This is true.
MAGGIE
(Crosses
to him)
What's that you're making?
JOHN
Just a little something for Grandma.
(She
looks)
Actually, I'm not sure what it's going to be yet.
MAGGIE
Make it into a cross and put a Bible verse on it. She likes that kind of stuff, doesn't she?
JOHN
Yeah, good idea.
MAGGIE
Your grandma's such a neat lady.
JOHN
She taught me everything I know about religion.
MAGGIE
She's one wise lady.
I'll just marry you so I can have her for a relative.
JOHN
She likes you a lot too.
MAGGIE
Really?
JOHN
Yeah. She
approves.
MAGGIE
I'm glad. Of
anyone in your family, she's the one I would like a blessing from.
JOHN
Me, too.
MAGGIE
We'll be sure to invite her to the wedding.
JOHN
Only if Grandpa can perform it.
MAGGIE
That's okay by me.
JOHN
We'll leave all the other relatives at home, though.
MAGGIE
Sounds good to me.
(JOHN
smiles as he thinks with the cross)
Marriage is fun to think about, isn't it?
JOHN
(Looks
at her)
Yeah.
MAGGIE
(Takes
his arm and they move across the room)
Just you and me, walking down the aisle, taking our vows,
and then spending the rest of our lives together.
JOHN
(They
hold hands facing each other)
Together, forever.
MAGGIE
You, me, and my chocolate and peanut butter.
JOHN
(Sarcastic)
How romantic.
(She
goes back to her snack)
MAGGIE
Marriage isn't always romantic, ya' know.
JOHN
I know. My parents
showed me that.
(Sits by
her)
But, if I were to marry someone like you, I'm sure I
wouldn't make the same mistakes.
MAGGIE
Marriage is harder than you think.
JOHN
I know it's not easy, but if I were to marry you, it
would be worth it.
MAGGIE
It would be for me, too.
There's no one I'd rather spend my life with.
JOHN
Same here.
MAGGIE
(Crosses
downstage, dreamily)
Wouldn't it be great if we could get married?
JOHN
(Stands
and gestures to his home)
We'd have a home.
MAGGIE
And the perfect sofa.
JOHN
(Picks
up a piece of wood work)
I have an income that's growing daily. Once my work gets to be known better...who
knows...
MAGGIE
When I finish college, I'll be making quite a bit, too.
JOHN
Wouldn't it be neat if it would work?
(Pause)
Maggie, we're always talking about marriage, but do you
think now we could actually do it?
MAGGIE
Are you sure you can support us? I still have college to pay for.
JOHN
We'd have to be careful with our money until you graduate
and I guess I could sell my car. It's
not like I have to drive to work everyday.
And if things get rough, you could always work some too...
MAGGIE
(Hesitating)
Maybe we're jumping into this too quickly. All this talk of money reminds me of my
parents problems before they broke up.
The bills kept coming, Dad wanted to spend the money on other things,
Mom maxed out the credit cards. It all
got to be too much for them after awhile.
JOHN
Money wasn't a problem for mine really. They just couldn't...work things out. Mom said they never talked much about what
they were feeling. I guess that's what
hurt them the most. And me too a little
bit.
MAGGIE
See, Johnny. We have two divorces working against us.
JOHN
As long as we've learned from their mistakes, I'm sure
we'll be okay. I have a steady income
and a secure home. You're getting a
college degree, and once you're out, money won't be much of a problem at all.
MAGGIE
I'm still scared.
JOHN
Why?
MAGGIE
I don`t want to end up divorced, that's all. It's not a fun thing to go through. You should know that.
JOHN
I was pretty young when they were divorced. I don't remember too much about it
actually. You have a better idea about
that than I do.
MAGGIE
You were lucky to be so young. No kid should have to go through all
that. It was hard being sent back and
forth between them. I felt like I was
wanted by one just to spite the other.
They fought for my approval, wanting to be the one and only one that I
loved. My mother won, but a kid
shouldn't be asked to make a choice like that.
JOHN
At least your parents fought over you. My dad just forgot about my brother and me.
MAGGIE
Actually, you're lucky.
I wish I never had to see my father again. Never.
I'm so glad Mom and I left
(She
shivers with anger)
I wish all of southern
JOHN
I'm glad you left, too, or I never would have met you.
MAGGIE
Thank goodness for U-Haul.
JOHN
How romantic.
(Gets an
idea)
Hey, that would be a great gimmick. "U-Haul.
Brings loved ones together from across the miles."
MAGGIE
Yuck. Maybe I
won't marry you.
JOHN
Sorry. If you
promise to marry me I'll give up my advertising career here and now.
MAGGIE
That's awfully tempting.
JOHN
Seriously. Would you possibly consider marrying me?
MAGGIE
I really want to, Johnny.
In fact that's all I've wanted for a long time. But there's so much to consider when taking
this kind of step..
(Wanders)
There's love...
JOHN
We have that.
MAGGIE
A home...
JOHN
That, too.
MAGGIE
Income...
JOHN
It's getting better all the time.
MAGGIE
Communication...
JOHN
Huh?
(She
glares at him)
Just kidding.
MAGGIE
Friendship...
JOHN
You're my best friend.
MAGGIE
Mine, too. There's
no one I'd rather spend my time with.
JOHN
Me neither.
MAGGIE
(Pause)
And then there's divorce...
JOHN
I hope we never have that.
MAGGIE
I also have a lot of school ahead of me. Between work and studying, will we have time for
each other? I don't want to drop out of
school like my mother. I have a chance
to be the first college graduate in my family.
I have a chance to become somebody.
I don't want to lose that.
JOHN
Maggie. I want you
to succeed. I would never stand in the way of your goals. And if you marry me, I'll help you to achieve
those goals and never let you back away from them. I know you're the one for me. I can offer just about everything you
desire. And I can give you my promise
that no matter what happens, I'll never run away. I'll stand by your side, and never, ever, let
our kids become lost in the shuffle.
MAGGIE
(Hugs
him)
You're so wonderful.
I don't deserve you.
JOHN
Don't say that. Of
course you do.
MAGGIE
(Pause. She thinks a moment)
We are awfully young and you're such a neat guy. Are you sure you don't want to be free to
experience more of life?
JOHN
You've experienced enough life for both of us in
MAGGIE
That's just it.
Are you sure you've seen enough of life to be married?
JOHN
I've met a lot girls and I know for a fact none are as
good for me as you.
MAGGIE
Are you sure?
JOHN
From the way you're sounding, the question should be are
you sure?
MAGGIE
(A
little distant)
Trust me. I�ve
seen enough to know that there aren't many guys out there as wonderful as
you. I do want to marry you...but...
JOHN
(Not
unkind)
But, what?
MAGGIE
I'm just not sure we're ready yet.
JOHN
Please, Maggie.
Will you at least consider it?
MAGGIE
(Pause)
Okay. I'll think
about.
(Pause. They sit quietly a moment)
JOHN
Times up. What do
you say?
MAGGIE
(Slightly
annoyed)
Johnny.
JOHN
Sorry.
(They
grow silent again as the lights fade to
black)
Scene
2
(Lights
come up on JOHN working on the gift for
his
Grandmother. He hears someone
outside. He looks out, sees MAGGIE, and quickly finds a
ring
in a
wooden box. MAGGIE enters, very upset)
MAGGIE
(Softly)
Johnny...
JOHN
Now, hold on a second, Maggie. I want to do this right.
(He
kneels down and takes a ring from his pocket)
No matter what you decide, I want you to know that this
ring will always be waiting here for you and that the man who gives it to you will
love you always, no matter what.
(He puts
it on her finger)
Will you marry me?
MAGGIE
Johnny...
(She
crosses away, distant)
This is hard to say.
I don't know how I should begin.
JOHN
You don't have to decide right, now. Please, take as much time as you like. A month, a year...
MAGGIE
Johnny, please wait a minute. I have something I must
tell you...
JOHN
(He
crosses away)
That's okay; I think I know what's coming.
MAGGIE
No. I don't think
you do.
JOHN
Is there something else wrong?
MAGGIE
(Admires
ring, sadly)
This is such a beautiful ring. But, I can't...
(Sits
and sinks in sofa, angry)
I can't take this stupid sofa anymore!
(Gets
up)
This stupid man-eating sofa!
(Kicks
it)
JOHN
Calm down, Maggie.
MAGGIE
Calm down! This
sofa just tried to eat me!
JOHN
(Grabs
her)
Maggie, what's the matter with you?
MAGGIE
(Pulls
away)
It's that sofa!
That stupid, stupid sofa!
JOHN
That's what's wrong?
MAGGIE
Yes. Isn't that
enough?!
JOHN
What's going on here?
I'm sure the sofa isn't all that bad.
MAGGIE
I told you...
JOHN
(Lovingly
touches her)
Please, relax, and tell me what's going on.
MAGGIE
(She
moves around a bit, pauses for a deep breath and
stares out before her, away from JOHN)
Ever since I met you, I felt you were the one for me.
(Looks
at ring)
The one I wanted to make a life with. You'd be someone to
help me through the hard times, share the good times, and
be there when ever I needed someone to hold on to. Then when all that was behind us, we'd find
some nice little place to retire and grow to a ripe old age. Then we could just sit and talk, holding each
other's hand as we watched the sunset, day after day, sipping our tea and
simply loving each other.
JOHN
(Moves
to her)
I feel the same way.
I hope you never doubt that.
MAGGIE
(Moving
away)
Let me finish.
JOHN
Sure. I'm sorry.
MAGGIE
Marriage has been a dream for us. Something we've wanted
for a long time. But it may have been
only a dream and perhaps a distant one at that.
JOHN
What are you talking about?
MAGGIE
(Upset)
Something's happened.
Something I had hoped would never happen to me.
(Pause)
JOHN
Please, tell me what's wrong.
MAGGIE
I can't think of how to say it.
JOHN
Just say it plain and simple. That always works.
MAGGIE
(After a
long pause. Softly)
Johnny...I'm pregnant.
JOHN
(Hesitant)
What?
(He
moves away, trying to sort through what he has
heard)
How could...I mean, I know how, but...no, I don't know...
(Confused)
How could this happen?
(Pause)
We�ve never had sex.
We wanted to wait until we were married.
(Pause. No response)
It's not my child.
(Pause. Between anger and tears)
How did this happen, Maggie?!
MAGGIE
(Moves
farther away, holding ring. She speaks
sadly
and slowly)
I wanted so badly to have a new start when we left
(Pause;
he is motionless)
Leave her be.
She's not worth all the pain and sorrow a life with her would bring.
(They
are in their respective corners. JOHN is
very
confused. He touches the cross he has
been
making)
My new life has been destroyed by this. I don't know what I can do, now. Without you, Johnny, I feel so lost.
(She
looks to him, but then sharply away)
Surely you can't want me after this.
(Pause)
I wanted so badly to make a new start. We were to have the perfect marriage. We would do nothing wrong. Everything was well thought out: no sex
before marriage, no living together. It
all had to be perfect.
(Pause)
Perhaps too perfect.
Just because our parents couldn't do it, didn't mean we couldn't.
(Pause)
Or perhaps it does.
(Pause)
It's all lost, now.
One careless step into the past has destroyed my future.
(Touches
her stomach)
How is it possible that one little thing can change your
life so much?
(Long
pause)
JOHN
(Looks
up sadly)
This is so hard. I
don't know what to do...what to say.
MAGGIE
Don't say anything.
Just let me go and be forgotten.
JOHN
(Looks
at her and moves her way)
I can't forget you.
I love you so much. You mean
everything to me.
MAGGIE
(Moves
away)
Even after this.
JOHN
I'll never stop loving you.
MAGGIE
But, the child isn't yours.
(Pause. He moves away and says nothing. She takes
off ring and slowly sets it on table)
You never should have given this ring to me. A girl like me doesn't deserve such a
gift...or your love.
(She
glances at him and then runs off R in tears)
JOHN
(He
wants to go after her, but can't. He
goes to ring, looks at it, and
then puts it back in its box. He hold the box against his heart and then begins to cry)
Why, Lord? Why?
(Lights
fade to black)
Scene
3
(Lights
come up dimly on JOHN sitting on the edge of his
hide-a-bed. He is still deeply
troubled
by the incident with MAGGIE that
afternoon. He is somewhere between deep
contemplation
and a prayer. Sighing, he slides
into bed
and tries to sleep. A voice of a young
girl is
heard off L)
JANEY
(Off L)
Daddy?
(JOHN'S
eyes pop open. He sits up, looks
around,
shrugs, and lies back down)
Daddy, are you awake?
(JOHN
sits up and looks around)
JOHN
Who's there?
JANEY
(Off L)
It's Janey, Daddy.
JOHN
Janey?
JANEY
(Comes
on L. She is a young girl dressed in all
white.
She looks somewhat like MAGGIE)
Yes, Daddy.
(JOHN
hops out of bed, holding up a pillow as a
weapon)
JOHN
Quit calling me that.
I'm not your father.
JANEY
(Sadly)
Please don't say that.
It hurts me when you say such things.
(She
looks down, hurt)
JOHN
Who are you?
JANEY
I'm your daughter Janey.
JOHN
I don't have a daughter, so get out of here.
JANEY
Daddy, why are you being so mean to me?
JOHN
(Angry)
I'm sorry, but I'm not your father. You've got the wrong garage.
(Stops)
Wait. How did you
get in here?
(Looks
at door)
The door's locked.
There's no other way in here.
(Holds
up pillow)
Are you a ghost or something?
JANEY
(Sadly,
gives up)
No, Daddy.
JOHN
(Looks
at bed)
Am I dreaming?
JANEY
(Softly)
Maybe.
JOHN
Are you really my daughter?
JANEY
(Looks
at him. Almost pleading)
Yes.
JOHN
(Realizing)
You're Maggie's daughter?
JANEY
Of course. She's
my mommy, isn't she?
JOHN
(Thoughtfully,
distant)
And you're mine.
JANEY
Yes.
(Pause. JOHN is trying to understand)
What's wrong, Daddy?
JOHN
(Sits. To himself)
This has to be a dream.
JANEY
(Moves toward him)
What do you mean, Daddy?
JOHN
(Confused)
This...you...all that's happening for that matter.
(Slight
pause)
If only it were all a dream. Then I could wake up and everything would be
like it was...
(JANEY
looks down)
But life isn't like that...
(Pause)
You don't realize how hard this is for me. I could pretend like none of this has
happened, but it has. A person can't
ignore something like this. It has to be
dealt with.
JANEY
What are you going to do?
JOHN
What can I do?
JANEY
Do you love Mommy?
JOHN
Yes, very much.
JANEY
Do you want to stay with her?
JOHN
Yes.
JANEY
Does she mean more to you than anything else in the whole
world?
(He
nods)
Can anything stop you from loving her?
(Pause. He says nothing)
Do you love me, Daddy?
JOHN
(Gets
up)
Will you stop?!
(Moves
away)
Just leave me alone.
(Pause)
JANEY
(Starts
to go)
Good-bye, Daddy.
(Stops a
moment)
I'm sorry I've been a problem for you and Mommy. I won't bother you again.
JOHN
Wait.
(She
stops. He goes toward her)
I don't want to make you go.
JANEY
I only seem to be causing trouble. You would be happier without me.
JOHN
Your mother will care for you. Isn't she enough?
JANEY
(Looks
at him)
You mean so much to her.
She would do anything to keep your love.
(Turns)
Anything.
JOHN
What do you mean?
JANEY
Nothing can keep her from loving you and anything that
threatens your love for her...will be...
(Trying to
find the right word)
forgotten.
JOHN
Maggie's so loving.
How could you be...
JANEY
If someone kept you from having the person you love more
than anyone else, would you be very loving?
JOHN
This is so hard for me.
I love Maggie so much, but...
(Looks
at JANEY and can say no more)
JANEY
...but because of me, you can't love Mommy any more.
JOHN
That's not true!
I'll never stop loving Maggie, no matter what.
JANEY
Nothing can stop your love, not even me?
JOHN
No, not even you.
JANEY
Could you love me that way, Daddy, no matter what?
JOHN
(Softly)
You're not my child.
JANEY
(Goes to
him)
Does your daddy love you?
JOHN
(Pause)
I don't know. I
haven't seen him since he left my mom.
JANEY
Do you ever wish he were still here?
JOHN
Sometimes.
(Moves
downstage)
Most of the time I ignore even having a father. He almost doesn't even exist. But every once in awhile, I see a son playing
baseball with his dad or learning to ride a bike with his father running with
him, making sure he never falls. At
those times, I wish more than anything to have a dad. But I stop and put those desires away
somewhere safe inside me and go on pretending that I got along just fine
without one. It's all for the best. It's so much easier to forget.
(He has
trouble believing his last few words)
JANEY
Will I grow up never having a father and hurting inside,
like you?
(Pause)
Do you want someone to grow up the same way you have?
JOHN
(This
gets him)
I vowed to never let the same thing happen to a child
that happened to me. It was hard growing
up without a father and now I see it happening to someone else...someone who
could be my child...
(Pause)
and I'm doing the same thing. The very thing that's threatened to hurt me.
(Goes to
her)
You're such a beautiful child. I couldn't ask for anything better.
JANEY
(Holds
out her hand)
Will you love me then, Daddy, just like you do Mommy?
JOHN
(Takes
her hand)
I will, Janey.
(They
hug)
JANEY
I love you, Daddy.
(Long
pause. Lights begin to fade)
JOHN
(Softly,
almost in tears)
I love you, too.
(Lights
fade to black)
Scene
4
(Lights
come up on JOHN preparing for the arrival of MAGGIE. He runs around frantically, first to a stereo off R)
JOHN
First, romantic music.
(He has trouble with stereo, it starts playing in
fast forward. He gives up and tosses tape aside)
Okay, no music, but mood lighting is a must.
(He
clicks off light switch and there is total darkness)
What happened to my candles?!
(He
switches the light back on)
I was sure I set them out.
(Shrugs)
Okay, we can live without candles, but the ring is a
must.
(He
looks around)
Now, where did I...
(Looks at
sofa)
Ah, the sofa ate it.
(He
fishes it out of the sofa, sits a moment and admires
the ring)
It's beautiful, truly beautiful. And it's going to stay where it belongs this
time.
(He proudly lays the ring and box on the table. There is a knock at his door. With a last minute
thought, he tosses something over the ring and box
to hide it. He speaks with little emotion at
first to
MAGGIE)
Come in, Maggie.
MAGGIE
(She
enter R. Tries to smile)
Hi, Johnny.
JOHN
(Moves away)
Please, sit.
MAGGIE
(Upset,
she sits)
Why did you ask me over?
JOHN
I felt we needed to talk once more about our
problem. I couldn't just forget about
all of this without saying anything. I
had to at least tell you how I feel.
MAGGIE
I think I got the idea in our last talk.
(She
rises)
You don't need to explain. I understand.
JOHN
(Goes to
her and stops her)
I don't think you do.
(Her
gestures for her to sit. She does)
We've been together for two years, now. Two of the most wonderful years I've had in
my life so far. You've meant so much to
me, helped me to grow, and become a person that I'm happy to be. Never before have I felt this complete. You've become a very important part of
me. It would tear me apart to lose
you.
(She
looks at him, surprised at his words)
What I'm trying to say...in my own fumbling way...is that
I still love, Maggie, and nothing can ever get in the way of that.
MAGGIE
You still love me...even though...
JOHN
The past is the past.
Last summer is gone.
(He
kneels before her. Lays his hands on her
womb)
This child's father will never leave her and he will
gladly give her his name, that is if her mother will still have him.
(Gets
ring and puts ring on her finger)
Will you marry me?
MAGGIE
(In
tears)
Will you love the child like it is your own?
JOHN
I never want to do what my father did to me. I swear that with all my heart.
MAGGIE
(She
admires ring, and then embraces him, crying)
I don't deserve you.
JOHN
(Looks
at her and strokes her hair)
I love you, Maggie.
MAGGIE
I love you, too.
So very much.
(They
embrace once more as the lights fade. In darkness)
Johnny?
JOHN
Yeah?
MAGGIE
Why do you keep calling the baby a she?
END OF PLAY
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