Freedrama Main Page * Free Monologues * Free Short Play Scripts * Free Comedy Skits * Free Scripts for 2 to 6 Actors

free stage play scripts, monologues, skits, school plays

Where's My Prince Charming?

by D. M. Larson

free monologue female comedy

Art by Shiela Larson


Where's my Prince Charming? by D. M. Larson   A monologue from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention" ISBN-13: 978-1499111309 Low Cost PDF of full script


"Where's My Prince Charming"
by D. M. Larson

Princess

Okay, people.  I wished upon a star.  I guess it does make a difference who I are!  Do I have to be some poor nobody wannabe?  Do I need some kind of kryptonite like a little pea?  Did my prince get turned into a frog and he's now hiding in some creepy bog waiting for me to find him?  I don't even know how to swim.   

What's the use of dreaming anymore.  No one is beating down my door.  I need to be some kind of damsel in distress to get some attention I guess.

Where's my Prince Charming?  Is there something about me that's alarming?  All I get is Prince Pampered who spends his whole life hampered by being royally stuck up.  Or there's Prince Never Grow Up who is way too pretty in his curls.  All these boys make me want to hurl.  Why can't I find a man sized prince who will sweep me off my feet and take me to far away lands.  He will hold me with his strong hands and devote his life to me.

Is that what I want?  Is that what I dream about?  If I don't get it, will I forever pout and cry because I didn't get my way?  

I just want to feel special.  I want to feel like they care.  I want them to bravely face any challenge for me. 

Enter my heart if you dare.

Lock me in a tower. Make me your precious flower.  I want you to battle your way against dragons to win my love today.  Quit playing with your toys and prove your worth to me, boys.

I promise I will be the perfect princess for you to please. I will be good to you and I won't be a tease... much.  Who am I kidding?  I'm chasing a dream.  They say I got everything in life but it is nothing it seems. 

Where is my happy ending?! 

FIN



Low Cost PDF of full script



Free Kindle Preview of "The Ghosts of Detention":

Important Copyright Notice


These scripts may be used for FREE but PLEASE do NOT repost the TEXT of any script online in any way. Students, actors, teachers and student may use the scripts for acting or classroom activities and even videos, but do NOT repost them on the internet. Please link to the scripts on the website. We love that! But these scripts are published and protected by copyright (c) 2001-2021 so do not upload the entire text of a script. Thank you!


MORE FREE PLAYS FROM FREEDRAMA.NET!



Free MONOLOGUES for 1 Actor



Free Monologues for one TEEN Actor



Free SHORT Stage Play Scripts and SKITS



Short Monologues



Free FUNNY Short Stage Play Scripts and COMEDY Skits



Funny Comedy Monologues



Free DUOLOGUES for 2 Actors



Free Monologues for KIDS



Short Plays for CHILDREN



Small cast plays for CHILDREN





VIEW LIST OF ALL FREEDRAMA SCRIPTS (with ISBN info)