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Funny 1 Minute
(or less)
Monologues

by D. M. Larson

"Beauty and Perfection" - Short Monologue from a play - Female (1 minute) from "Flowers in the Desert" ISBN-13: 978-1530169085

"Perfectly Ugly" Monologue from a published play - Female (1+ minute) from "Holka Polka" ISBN-13: 978-1502445490

"A Thing for Nerds" - Comedy Monologue - Female (1 minute) from "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155

"Humpty Dumpty Private Egg Hard Boiled Detective" - Comedy Monologue - Male (1 minute) from "Holka Polka" ISBN-13: 978-1502445490

"The Big Bad Wolf" - Comedy monologue - Male or Female (1 minute) from "Holka Polka" ISBN-13: 978-1502445490

"Die and Leave Thee" - Comedy (over-dramatic) Monologue - Male (1 minute) from "Big Nose" ISBN-13: 978-1542471077

"Farting is Such Sweet Sorrow" - Male short comedy monologue from the play "Flowers in the Desert" ISBN-13: 978-1530169085

"Catchick" - Short Comedic Monologue from the play "Superhero Support Group" ISBN-13: 978-1540471772 - Female (30 seconds to 1 minute)

"Melinda Street" - Comedic Monologue from the play "Somebody Famous" - Female (30 seconds to 1 minute) - link goes to Freedrama blog

"How to be a Pirate" or "An Orchestra of Stink" - Funny monologue for female - comedy solo stage script from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765

"Growing Up is Hard to Do" - Short Comedic Monologue from the play "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308 - Male (1 minute)

"Goodbye Cruel World" Comedy (over-dramatic) monologue - Male or Female (1 minute)

"Don't Pity the Blind Girl" humorous love poem from the play "Losers in Love" by D. M. Larson ISBN: 9781549653186

"Cowbell" - Comedy Monologue- Male or Female (1 minute) from "Music Maybe" ISBN-13: 978-1519120106

"Foot Rubs" - Monologue - Male (1 minute)

"I Hate Buffets" - Comedy monologue - Female (1+ minutes) from "When Mel Fell for Nell" ISBN-13: 978-1512007183

"Ode to the Squished" Short dramedy (over-dramatic comedy) monologue - Male or Female (30 seconds) from "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"Fanny" Comedy monologue from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" ISBN-13: 978-1482739626 - Female (1 minute)

"Alien Goo" - Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Male (1 minute) from "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308

"Little Pirate" - Monologue for Kids - Female (1 minute) from "The Pint Sized Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1511496377

"Ugly Mug" short monologue from the scene "Blinded by the Knight" - (30 seconds) -from "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308

"A Golden Tooth" short monologue for male from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765

"Take It Easy" short monologue for male about a nervous guy and his not so helpful friend

"Girls of America, Beware!" short monologue from "Blondes Prefer Gentlemen"

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