"Our Big Break" Part 1 comedy script scene for 2 actors (1 male 1 female)
This is a comedy scene is for two actors (1 male and 1 female) from the script "Our Big Break" by D. M. Larson based on the comic book "Dizzy Dames" by Steven Rowe and Ogden Whitney
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(DENISE works at a hat check window at a fancy club. FUSBY rushes up to her. He tips her a quarter)
FUSBY: My hat, young lady. And hurry, please.
DENISE: Wow, whole quarter tip. Thanks, big spender.
FUSBY: Come, come, Miss! I said I’m in a hurry!
(DENISE brings him a huge hat)
DENISE: Here you are, sir.
FUSBY: It’s about time!
(FUSBY puts it on but it’s way too big and covers half his head)
FUSBY (CONT.): This isn’t my hat!
DENISE: No, huh? Okay, try this one.
(DENISE gives him a really tiny one and puts it on his head)
FUSBY: Is this a joke?
DENISE: No, it’s a hat.
FUSBY: Well, it’s not mine!
(DENISE puts a fire fighter helmet on him)
DENISE: Maybe this one?
DENISE: Then this must be it.
(DENISE puts another silly hat on him)
DENISE: Okay, here you go.
(Another really silly hat. DOTTY enters. She is a waitress)
FUSBY: Stop it! What do I have to do to get my hat back?
DENISE: Tip better than a quarter next time.
(FUSBY hands over a large bill and DENISE gives him his hat. FUSBY leaves in a huff)
"The Last Can" A short play about two people in love... at the end of the world... with only one can of food left. (for 1 male and 1 female). From the published play "When Mel Fell for Nell" ISBN-13: 978-1512007183
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