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Comedy Monologues for Women in Alphabetic Order

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"Another Woman" - acting monologue for female - from "3 Short Comedy Scripts" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1546446460

"The Big Bad Wolf" - Comedy monologue from the play "Holka Polka" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1502445490 - Male or Female (1 minute)

"Black Friday Selfie" DUOLOGUE for 2 actors about shopping on the most dangerous day of the year... Black Friday! and there is a funny MONOLOGUE version as well. From the published play "Control the Future" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1540666581

"Blessing in Disguise" - Comedy monologue from the scene "Blinded by the Knight" in the play "Between Good and Evil" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1502982308 - Female (1-2 minutes)

"Blood Type" comedy monologue from the scene "Make Me A Vampire" from the play "Losers in Love" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1549653186

"Bones the Pirate Girl" - Comedy monologue for kids - Female (1+ minutes) from the play "The Pirate and the Princess" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1515169765

"Call Me Dumper" Comedy Monologue from play "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" (PDF)

"Cassandra" - Short Comedic Monologue from the play script "The Hysterical History of the Trojan War" - Female (1 minute) Low cost PDF of the full script

"Carry a Stuffy" - Monologue from the play script "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" (PDF)

"Catchick" - Short Comedic Monologue - Female (30 seconds to 1 minute) from the play script "Superhero Support Group" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1540471772

"Cold and Shivery" - short comedy monologue about ghosts from the play "Losers in Love" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1549653186

"Cowbell" - Comedy Monologue- Male or Female (1 minute) from the play script "Music Maybe" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1519120106

"Crushing My Competition" - short monologue for female - from the scene "The Magic Coin" from "3 Short Comedy Scripts" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1546446460

"Dear God" - Short Monologue-Male or Female (3-4 minutes) from the play script "Secrets of My Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589

"Double Rainbow" short monologue for kids and teens - boy or girl - solo stage play script for male or female - from the play script "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"Early Morning" - Short Romantic Comedy Monologue - Male or Female (2 minutes)

"Fairy Godmother" monologue for girl - solo female script adapted from the play "Beauty IS a Beast" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1511495967

"Fanny" Comedy monologue - Female (1 minute) from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1482739626

"First Words" Monologue for Female (45 seconds to 1 minute) - from the play script "Flowers in the Desert" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1530169085

"Forever on Hold" - Comedy Monologue - Male or Female (3 minutes) from the play script "When Mel Fell for Nell" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1512007183

"Funny Little Fussy Face" - Monologue - Female (1 minute) from the play script "Death of an Insurance Salesman" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1518665547

"The Girl Who Broke His Fingers" - Monologue - Female (1 minute) from the play script "The Ghosts of Detention" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1499111309

"Go Home" Dramedy (angry, sarcastic) monologue from a published play - Male or Female (1 minute) from the play script "Big Nose" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1542471077

"Goodbye Cruel World" Comedy (over-dramatic) monologue from a published play - Male or Female (1-2 minutes) from the play script "The Gingerbread Girl" (PDF)

"Good Deeds and Such" - Comedy monologue - Female (1-2 minutes) from the play script "Holka Polka" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1502445490

"Greenie (The Last Liberal)" - Comedy monologue for female (1-2 minutes) adapted from the play "Operation Redneck" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1540824349

"Horrifically Pleasant" - Monologue for female adapted from the play script "Waiting on Trains" (PDF)

"How to be a Pirate" or "An Orchestra of Stink" - Funny monologue for female - comedy solo stage script from the play script "The Pirate and the Princess" (PDF)

"Ice Queen" - comedy monologue for female from the play script "Somebody Famous" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1539753483

"I Hate Buffets" - Dramedy Monologue - Male or Female (1+ minutes) from the play script "When Mel Fell for Nell" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1512007183

"I Was Never Important" - Dramatic Monologue - Female (1-2 minutes) - from the play script "Holy Ground" (PDF) ISBN-13:978-1502875990

"The Joke Killer" short acting monologue for male or female

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"Kill First, Gloat Later" - Comedic Monologue - Male or Female (45 seconds to 1 minute) from the "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308

"Land Ho!" short monologue for female actor - from the play script "The Pirate and the Princess" (PDF)

"A Magical Place" 1 minute monologue about acting for male or female from the play script "Blondes Prefer Gentlemen" ISBN-13: 978-1985331877

"Magical Rainbows" monologue for kids and teens - boy or girl - solo stage play script for male or female - from the play script "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"Masked Man" - Short Monologue - Female - from the play script "My William Shatner Man Crush" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1505910155

"Materialism" - monologue for female (sarcastic, ironic) from "3 Short Comedy Scripts" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1546446460

"Melinda Street" - Short monologue for female - 30 second and 1 minute versions - adapted from the play script "Somebody Famous" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1539753483

"Men Having Babies" - Monologue for female adapted from the play script "Waiting on Trains" (PDF)

"Mugged in Metropolis" - Monologue- Female (1-2 minutes) from the play script "Between Good and Evil" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1502982308

"Mummy Girl" - Monologue from the play script "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"My Whipping Boy" - Monologue for Female - child, kid, teen from the play script "The Pirate and the Princess" (PDF)

"Ode to the Squished" Short dramedy (over-dramatic comedy) monologue - Male or Female (30 seconds) - from the play script "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"The Paparazzi Fart" funny comedy monologue from the play "Losers in Love" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1549653186

"Pearls of Wisdom" Monologue-Female
A play for mature actors (6-7 minutes) from the play script "Secrets of My Soul" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1493533589

"Perfectly Ugly" Monologue - Female (1+ minutes) - from the play script "Holka Polka" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1502445490

"Peanut Butter Flavored Toothpaste" comedy scene about a commercial gone wrong for 2 actors or 1 actor monologue from the play script "Blondes Prefer Gentlemen" ISBN-13: 978-1985331877

"Piggy Princess" Monologue from a play - Female (1-2 minutes) from the play script "Flowers in the Desert" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1530169085

"Pirate Friends" short monologue for female - from the play script "The Pirate and the Princess" (PDF)

"A Pirate's Life" short poetic female monologue Princess Fuchsia - from the play script "The Pirate and the Princess" (PDF)

"Pirate Makeover" monologue for female from the play script "The Pirate and the Princess" (PDF)

"Plan B" - comedy monologue from the play script "Somebody Famous" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1539753483

"Princess (aka Where is my Prince Charming?)" - Comedy Monologue - Female (2 minutes) from the play script "The Ghosts of Detention" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1499111309

"Protecto (Kid Hero)" - Comedy Monologue- Male or Female (2 minutes) from the play script "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"Radiant Talent" - comedy monologue from the play script "Somebody Famous" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1539753483

"Ready to Rock" - Comedy Monologue- Male or Female (1-2 minutes) from the play script "Music Maybe" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1519120106

"School Newspaper" Comedy monologue from a published play (1-2 minutes) - Female - from the play script "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1482739626

"Sleeping Spell" - Comedic Monologue for an Evil Character - Female (3 minutes)

"The Spirit of Christmas Indigestion" - Monologue - Female - from the play script "Ebony Scrooge" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1537655239

"Steam Train" - Monologue for male or female (2 minutes) from the play script "My William Shatner Man Crush" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1505910155

"Super Mess" - Monologue - Male or Female (45 seconds) from the play script "Between Good and Evil" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1502982308

"Symbol of the Revolution" - Comedy monologue for female (1-2 minutes) adapted from the play "The Hysterical History of the American Revolution"

"Thank You, Emily" monologue for female from the play "The Hysterical History of the American Revolution" Low cost PDF

"A Thing for Nerds" - Comedy monologue - Female - from the play "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155

"This Girl Comes As Is"- Short monologue - from the play script "Blondes Prefer Gentlemen" ISBN-13: 978-1985331877

"Trashy Romance Novels" - Monologue from a Published Play- Female - adapted from the scene "Heart Attack" from the play script "Secrets of My Soul" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1493533589

"Trying to Escape" - comedy monologue for female from the play script "Somebody Famous" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1539753483

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"Ugly Mug" short monologue (30 seconds) from the scene "Blinded by the Knight" from the play script "Between Good and Evil" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1502982308

"Waiting for Christmas" Short play for 4 or more actors about trying to find the true meaning of Christmas - Hint: the answer is not shopping :) - There is a monologue version as well.

"What I Dress Like" monologue for female

"What is Your Dream" aka "My Dream" Short romantic monologue - Female (45 seconds - 1 minute) from the play "To Be A Star" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1541300200

"What's So Funny" dramatic monologue for male or female actor

"Wishing" - Monologue- Female (1-2 minutes) from the play script "The Ghosts of Detention" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1499111309

"The Wishing Star" - Dramatic Monologue adapted from the monologues Staying Power and Wishing - Female (2-3 minutes) from the play script "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"Worse Off" - acting monologue solo actor script fan fiction Doctor Who Companion from the play script "Blondes Prefer Gentlemen" ISBN-13: 978-1985331877

"Yar!" (Talk Like a Pirate Day) - funny monologue for male or female - Low cost PDF

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