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Teen Comedy Monologues

by D. M. Larson


"Catchick" - Short Comedic Monologue - Female (30 seconds to 1 minute) from the play "Superhero Support Group" ISBN-13: 978-1540471772


"Humpty Dumpty Private Egg Hard-Boiled Detective" - Comedic Monologue - Male (2 minutes) from "Holka Polka" ISBN-13: 978-1502445490


"Perfectly Ugly" Monologue from a published play - Female (1+ minutes) from "Holka Polka" ISBN-13: 978-1502445490


"The Big Bad Wolf" - Comedy monologue - Male or Female (1 minute) from "Holka Polka" ISBN-13: 978-1502445490


"Good Deeds and Such" - Comedy monologue - Female (1-2 minutes) from "Holka Polka" ISBN-13: 978-1502445490




"A Thing for Nerds" monologue for female from the play "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155


"Steam Train" monologue for female from the play "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155


"Death by Dollars" monologue for female from the play "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155


"Mauled" monologue for male from the play "To Be A Star" ISBN-13: 978-1541300200


"Cassandra" - Short Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Female (1 minute) from "The Hysterical History of the Trojan War" ISBN-13: 978-1452871448


"Princess (Where's My Prince Charming?)" - Comedy Monologue- Female (2 minutes) from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309


"I Need Detention" Monologue - Male (2 minutes) from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309


"The Girl Who Broke His Finger" - Monologue - Female (1 minute) from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309


"Bones the Pirate Girl" - Comedy monologue for kids - Female from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765


"Blessing in Disguise" - Comedy monologue from the scene "Blinded by the Knight" - Female (1-2 minutes) from "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308


"Bug-Eyed Creature" - Monologue - Male from "The Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082


"Who Wants to be My Bully?" - Monologue about bullying - Male - from "The Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082


"Call Me Dumper" Comedy Monologue
Shorter Male version * Longer Female version from "The Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082


"Growing Up is Hard to Do" - Short Comedic Monologue - Male (1 minute) from "The Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"Alien Goo" - Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Male (1 minute) from "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308

"Goodbye Cruel World" - Comedy monologue for male or female adapted from the play "Gingerbread Girl" (1-2 minutes). Buy a low cost PDF at Sellfy.com


"Magical Rainbows" monologue for kids and teens - boy or girl - solo stage play script for male or female from "The Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"Ode to the Squished" Short dramedy (over-dramatic comedy) monologue - Male or Female from "The Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082

"Pearls of Wisdom" Monologue-Woman
A play for mature actors (6-7 minutes) from the published play "Secrets of My Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589


"Land Ho!" short monologue for female actor - kid child girl from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765


"Pirate Makeover" monologue for female from stage play script for kids from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765


"Pirate Friends" short monologue for female from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765


"A Pirate's Life" short poetic female monologue Princess Fuchsia - kid child girl from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765



"Farting is Such Sweet Sorrow" by D. M. Larson

As the scene opens, JIMMY comes stumbling on drunk. He drags on a ladder that he puts against the cover over the porch [if an upstairs is not used then Jimmy will go to a front window instead of an upstairs window]. JIMMY climbs the ladder and talks speaking as he approaches SAM’s bedroom window)


JIMMY
Where's my sweet little flower? She's gone and I'm all alone. Like Rodeo and Juliet, split up by their ma and pa, left with aching hearts. I got an achky-breaky heart baby and I'm coming for you. We'z two cross eyed star struck lovers. I'm the smelly rose and you're my sweet. Come on out and be my sun and I will show you my moon.

(Turns backside to window upstage and farts. Then he laughs)

Farting is such sweet sorrow.

(Knocks on window)

I can hear you now. "Oh, Rodeo. Oh, Rodeo. Where fartest you, Rodeo."

(Laughs at his own joke)

Oh, Juliet.

(Knocks)

Juliet! If you don't come out, you gonna see yonder window break.


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