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Featured Scene: "Fart Zen" by D. M. Larson

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CAST OF CHARACTERS
(A comedy skit Three or more actors, any gender)
STEPH: Stressed out business woman (can be a man STEVE).
MASTER: Fart-Zen master who teaches relaxation techniques.
PUPIL: There can be one PUPIL or a dozen. Very flexible.
(Lights come up on a studio that is a cross between a yoga and karate studio. PUPILS are dressed in white and are in various strange positions in a state of meditation. Each PUPIL has a small box next to them. NOTE: There can be one PUPIL or a dozen. The Fart-Zen MASTER stands before them also in a state of meditation. STEPH enters. STEPH is in a business suit with her hair up. Everything about her scream tension. She stops worried she has interrupted them)

STEPH
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize you were in the middle of a session. I'll come back.

MASTER
No, please enter. All are welcome here.

STEPH
Hello, I'm Stephanie Miller.

(Pulls out a business card and gives it to the MASTER. STEPH turns and looks at PUPILS. MASTER tosses card carelessly) I was referred here by my doctor. She says I've got way too much stress in my life and she prescribed some relaxation exercises. Your Fart-Zen school comes highly recommended for it's success in relieving all kinds of stress and anxiety disorders.

(STEPH has been pacing nervously. MASTER stops her)

MASTER
It is said "far-zen".

STEPH
Oh... so sorry. T is silent. Got it. Kind of like Mozart but the opposite. He must have taken your T sound.

MASTER
Perhaps. Pupils. Assume position... Ichi.

(PUPILS all shift into a similar position and all fart as they do so. NOTE: The farting will most likely will have to be done with a recording unless you have some really talented farters in the cast. STEPH looks at them in disgust but MASTER says nothing)

MASTER
So what is the source of your tension?

STEPH
Huh? Oh, work I guess.

MASTER
You seem distracted.

STEPH
Every since I got this promotion, I've been a total air head.

MASTER
Position Ni!

(PUPILS shift again to a new position and fart more)

STEPH
Are they okay?

MASTER
They are reaching a state of advanced relaxation.
(To PUPILS)
Refuel!

(PUPILS sit by their boxes and pull out various things to consume such as bean burritos, soda, broccoli, apples, milk, cheese, etc.)

STEPH
Wait a minute. What is exactly the whole idea here?

MASTER
All tension is something that is within you. Stress becomes bottled up and new stress makes it all shaken and builds inside you. If you have to way to relieve that stress, then it grows until it becomes unhealthy and even painful. Is your tension causing you pain?

STEPH
It does. I get these panic attacks... I swear I was having a heart attack.

MASTER
And one day you may unless you have a proper way to expel the demon which festers within.
(To PUPILS)
Prepare for the next position!
(PUPILS rush excitedly and get themselves set)
Position San!
(PUPILS bend in various positions and there is a some serious farting)

STEPH
Oh, man!

(The smell is too much for STEPH and she covers her mouth)

MASTER
We must all reach a state of perfect relaxation. But only the Fert-zen master can achieve such a perfect state through repeated practice. The goal of all Fert-zen students is to reach position Shi.

PUPILS
Show us, Master. Show us position Shi.

STEPH
No, that's okay... I...

MASTER
Prepare for position Shi.

(PUPILS all clear floor and wait excitedly as MASTER gets in a strange position. Long pause. Suddenly the fart comes quietly then builds and gets stronger. The PUPILS are in ecstacy. STEPH leaves in disgust. The fart grows and lights fade to black. The fart builds and then stops. Then continues after a moment almost explosively. The PUPILS clap. Wait for silence from audience and then a little fart then comes again just to finish it off. Wait for silence again. Slight pause)

PUPIL
You are the master.

END OF PLAY


"Fart-Zen" - very short comedy for three or more actors (any gender) from a published play “The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School” ISBN-13: 978-1482739626

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"LOSERS IN LOVE" PART 3
for 3 actors (1 male 2 female)

(RANDY jumps up excited. He turns to TASHA)

RANDY
I earned the Holy High Lord ruler achievement on Clash of the Kings 3! You think you can beat that?

TASHA
I don’t even know what that means.

RANDY
That means I am unbeatable!

TASHA
Whatever.

RANDY
I thought women were impressed by guys who accomplish something.

TASHA
I don’t think any video game accomplishment is going to turn my head. Look! I’m busy trying to arrange a trade deal with a Chinese company.

RANDY
All work and no play makes for a dull Dorothy.

TASHA
My name’s Tasha, not Dorothy.

RANDY
Hi, Tasha. My name’s Randy.

TASHA
That wasn’t an invitation to flirt.

RANDY
That was flirting? I always wondering how to do that well.

TASHA
That wasn’t done well. I’m busy, okay?

RANDY
It must be cool working out international trade deals.

TASHA
It’s complicated and a lot of work so…

RANDY
So let me help by getting you some coffee. Be right back.

TASHA
Wait… no… uh…

(MARIANE has been listening to RANDY the whole time he has been at the cafe’)

MARIANNE
Don’t be too hard on him. He’s very nice and... kind of cute.

TASHA
Him? Are you blind?

MARIANNE
Well… Yes… Legally blind.

TASHA
What? Oh, man. I’m sorry…

MARIANNA
It’s okay… I always hear him and he sounds very nice. He’s always friendly and helpful. There was an old couple that came in here and didn’t know how to order and what to get and he helped them… he even helped carry their stuff out to their car. He can be very sweet. Is he not good looking?

TASHA
Uh… well… no… he’s fine.

MARIANNA
Fine as in “fine” or as in okay?

TASHA
I don’t know. He’s not my type but he seems alright? On a scale of Brad Pitt to Nosferatu he’s a 5. Maybe a 4 and a half.

MARIANNA
Looks aren’t important. It’s kindness and respect that really matter.

TASHA
And maybe he’d enjoy being your seeing eye dog too… I wish you’d all stop talking to me! I’m working!

MARIANNA
Geez… why are you working in a busy cafe anyway? Get an office or something.

TASHA
Maybe I like the atmosphere here.

MARIANNE
Maybe you don’t have a real job and you’re just pretending to be someone important to impress people.

(TASHA gives MARIANNE a really dirty look. Then she gets an evil smile)

TASHA
You know what? Maybe I like Randy after all.

MARIANNE
What? No, you don’t.

(MARIANNE is upset by this)

TASHA
Oh, dear. Have you been hoping Randy would notice you and flirt with you like he just did with me?

MARIANNE
I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

TASHA
Were you hoping he was a nice guy who would take pity on a blind girl?

MARIANNE
I wish I had a seeing eye dog so he could bite you right now.

(RANDY returns with coffee)

RANDY
I got your coffee, Tasha. I thought you’d like some toffee flavor… get it? Tasha… Toffee.

TASHA
Oh you’re so funny, Ricky.

RANDY
Randy.

TASHA
Whatever. Wow, this coffee is so good. I should keep you around as my personal assistant.

RANDY
I’d like that.

TASHA
You could fetch me coffee and do my errands…

RANDY
And give you back rubs.

TASHA
That would be so nice.

MARIANNE
How much are you going to pay him? He should get paid if he is your assistant.

TASHA
He’ll do it for free.

RANDY
Yeah, sure.

TASHA
He already bought me coffee. Go buy me a sandwich too, Ronny.

RANDY
Um.. okay.

(RANDY goes back to buy a sandwich)

MARIANNE
Leave him alone. He’s not your servant. He’s a nice guy and you’re taking advantage of him.

(MARIANNE jumps up and knocks TASHA’s drink onto her computer or knocks down her computer on the floor. RANDY rushes over to help)

TASHA
Hey! You idiot! Look what you did. That’s my work you just destroyed!

(TASHA storms off with her computer)

RANDY
Hey, you can use my computer.

MARIANNE
You shouldn’t let people treat you that way. She was being mean to you.

RANDY
I can’t believe you did that to her. Now you’ve made her mad. I’ll never get a date with her now.

(RANDY exits after TASHA)

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